Weekly Writing Challenge: A Pinch of You

Prompt from here.

The Hedonistic Wanderers’ Snack

Main ingredients:

  • 100 gr of hedonism
  • 200 gr of globe trekking
  • 100 gr of mixed art powder, ratio design:music = 4:3
  • 250 cc of architecture, pick the one fermented for 4 years
  • 500 cc of all-girl military Catholic school, pick the strictest one
  • 3 tsp of perseverance
  • 2 drops of whim
  • 2 sheets of pride
  • 150 cc of Chardonnay
  • 300 cc of feels, extracted from BBC Sherlock feels.

Decoration ingredients:

  • 1 bottle of hair dye: mahogany colour
  • 1 bottle of nail polish: glittery black

How to make:

  1. Prepare a huge mixing bowl.
  2. Brush the inside with perseverance and whim so it won’t stick.
  3. Add in all-girl Catholic school, architecture, and mixed art powder.
  4. Stir slowly while adding hedonism and globe trekking.
  5. Let it rest until the dough rises.
  6. Cover dough with pride and put it in the blast chiller for about 3 minutes.
  7. Take out the dough after it’s tough, and cut into 4×4 cm cubes.
  8. Heat the feels in a frying pan.
  9. Quick-fry the cubes, use the Chardonnay to flambee until they sparkle like sugar cubes.
  10. Decorate the plate with hair dye and nail polish.
  11. Plate the cubes nicely on top of the mix.
  12. Serve while warm.

Warning.
The cubes are alive, so heed these following warnings:

  • Do not leave unattended for more than 2 minutes.
    They will wander around unstoppably.
  • Do not expose to empty surface and any kind of writing tools.
    You will have the surface filled with artsy sketches you can’t clean.
  • Do not expose to caffeine, alcohol, and/or any kind of good food.
    They get addicted very easily.
  • Do not put near fangirling materials.
    They WILL fangirl.
    And your arguments WILL be invalid.

You have been warned.

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